g'day mate

so, i'm "dating"* an aussie. he hates america and g.w. bush. he hates that the breakfast cereal in america is chock-full of sugar and that it's nearly impossible to find a healthy breakfast cereal such as wheatabix, which is, apparently, the national breakfast food of australia (that and toast).
and he's a butt rocker. (don't know what a butt rocker is? click here to see if you are one)he listens to metal. funny, because he really doesn't look like a butt rocker. the tell-tale signs were not there. there was not mullet or acid wash cut-offs. i was duped.
between the hatred of america and the metal, i've told him several times that his fat ass wasn't welcome in america and that the ran was a joke and that i was sorry i've had sex with him because of all of the above. he just doesn't care though.
bottom line is that i really don't like him that much- and honestly, i find myself missing the hairy body of crush (this guy is all shaved which is gross because sometimes i have more stuble than he does)and i find that the sex isn't as good with the aussie as it was with crush because he doesn't know what i like. sigh. i really miss him. i'll stay with the aussie though because i like his accent. they all say things so funny. even "no" sounds funny. they add all these other vowels in to it so that it sounds like 'noir" or something. i can't dulicate it at all, but don't think i'm not trying. i'm like a friggin' parrot with the mimmicking. i'm sure it's annoying to him and his friends, but it's fun for me, and i'm the queen of the universe.