circumcision? yes, please!

when a girl encounters her first uncircumcised penis (or vice versa), there is a certain degree of shock. the severity of that shock will shape her view of penises from that point on.
my first experience was horrid.
when i first realized that i was dealing with an uncircumcised penis, i was scared. honestly, i'm not a slut, but this was not my first rodeo, and i had come to think of uncircumcised penises as urban legends or something i would only see on a jewish boy.
maybe i'm just used to circumcision, but the un-version is decidedly not sexy. it's sort of droopy and aardvark-ish. nothing about it made me think "i want to put that in my mouth".
then, ashley told me about the smegma, which is, essentially, dick cheese. this is real, folks.
through research i can see the importance of the un-version and how it effects the sexual mechanics of a man. if i was an un-version boy and my parents showed me the facts about circumcision, i would decide against it. then i would cry when the first girl looked at it and said she had a head ache.