what makes people who drive honda civics think that they are cool? i don't know the answer to that question, but my guess is that they are idiots. yesterday this dude (most likely a butt rocker) passed me in his honda crv (talk about a blast from 1994)and his engine was revved so high, i was afraid it would explode. he thought he was so cool doing 50mph in first gear.
if i was a bigger person (physically), i would make it my beeswax to follow people who drive hondas and tell them off. or, a more passive-aggressive approach (and a safer one) is just to type up a paragraph or so about how hondas equate to mental retardation and put them on the windshield of all hondas i see. the worst part about it is that i've begun to be car-ist. i judge people based on what type of car they drive. i don't even have to know you and if you tell me you drive a honda civic i will know that you are a stupid little kid who can't find enough responsibility in him/herself to save enough money to buy a real car. the honda civic is the hotwheel personified. drivers of honda civics have brains small enough to fit into hotwheels.
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Sadly I had to give up my favorite car, the Ford Festiva. I was then forced to drive my wife's old car, a..hold on here... Civic.
Just to validate your post, yes, I became instantly stupid the moment I got in the drivers side.
Duh, how do I back up? Derrrr..
I'd like to debate the pro's and con's of civic ownership, but I'm still too stupid (I drove it to work all last week.
Derrr.
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!! My theory holds water!!
To be fair, I'm sure not all drivers of Civics are retarded. I happen to live in southern California and it seems that all the people that drive Civics are high school or college kids whom I can't stand. I despise youth, so it's natural that I hate the car that is their car-of-choice. It's a great car, get's good gas mileage, and I'm sure Consumer reports has it in high standing. It's just one of those things that bugs me, ya know?
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