Everything I know, I learned from television.

I've spentthis Memorial Day weekend sleeping. I'm not kidding. I get up to eat, pee, and that's it. I guess I was tired.
I still think it has to do with my caffeine intake. My little body is just screaming for a fix and is going on strike until it gets it. I'm torn. I know the ill effects of caffeine, but every part of me is saying "who cares?".
People on TV drink coffee, tea, soda, constantly. On talk shows they always give the guest a cup of what? -coffee, because it's America's beverage. I know that everyone else in America drinks coffee, just look down the street where I'm sure you'll see a Starbucks, or some other crack-house. This is surely an indicator of the social stance toward caffeine consumption. Why do I think I'm so much better than the rest of America? Am I too good for caffeine? No.
Alas, I'm still torn. sob.