Coffee

I recently tried to quit caffeine. I did this because I was becoming terribly anxious and I refuse to believe that it's from drinking too much alcohol. Naturally, caffeine is the next best drug to eliminate, right?
Have you ever tried to quit caffeine? You may laugh (ha, ha), and say "child's play!! I can do that!!", but after about two days you would be so foggy-headed that you would forage a compost bucket for the leftover coffee grinds.
The site that's linked above (yes, some of my titles are linked now, so don't miss out) is obviously run by hippies. Hippies have their place in society. For instance, if I were coming down off of a nasty heroin addiction, hippies would make sure I had plenty of methodone to ease me out of one addiction and into another. As it stands, there is no "easy way" to detox from coffee. I've tried this once before. No matter how much time elapses, I still stay foggy. End result: I research the upside of caffeine so I can tell myself that I'm doing myself a favor by drinking a cup of joe.