Girls who wear hats.
There is an air of condescension to them. Or maybe it's pretentiousness. I can't put my finger on it.
Anyway, I mean any kind of hat: baseball cap, a beanie, or those seem-to-be-cool-right-now cabbie hats. All of them. Above all I loathe the ones that seemingly have not purpose such as the cabbie hat. It doesn't have a brim that would keep the sun out of one's eyes, nor does it protect the ears from bitter cold. Why? I don't know.
The iceing on the cake is that girls with hats always seem to be attached to a guy. A cute guy. I wonder what he thinks when she takes off the hat and gets an eyeful of what's sure to be hat head.
My final words on this will be this: I thought hats went out after Blossom was canceled.
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