the madness
my upstairs neighbor is insane. the guy never sleeps, it can be three in the morning and I will hear him talking, not to another person because there isn't another voice, just him laughing and chatting away. another bit of craziness is his habit of running across the room and just falling down... the guy is gone. last week i came home from work to find him up to his knees is mud, planting flowers in the front yard. i said hello to him and he looked at me with a deer in the headlights look that told me he was on some kind of drug. acid, mushrooms, pcp, who knows, the fact of the matter is that nobody creates a swamp in their front yard and becomes botany boy if they are sober.
to add to the insanity, my other neighbors have a puppy. they let this puppy ouside all the time unattended and without a leash. the puppy barks at everything that goes by and has made himself comfortable underneath my bedroom window. i'm going to mix antifreeze with puppy chow and set it out for him. it sounds evil, but it gets to be too much when he wakes me up in the middle of the night.
that is all.
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