Spitting. This morning I was walking down the breezeway in front of my office and I saw the most disgusting puddle of phlegm and saliva ever. I cannot stand when people spit. Why do they do it? That's why God created SWALLOWING, so you don't have to spit. It's like a little miracle that spit can go right back into the body - it doesn't need to be expelled from the body.
Typically, I see mostly men spit, but today I say an old lady spit out of her car window. How lady like. You know, my father coached a lot of sports teams and I can always feel some pride for the fact that he didn't let his guys spit. Now that's class. A sports team that doesn't spit. There just isn't a need. It's almost like me peeing wherever I wanted to. I could go on, but I won't.
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